(thanks to Jan for the idea)

1. Make a 100 Things To Do While Waiting For a Job Call list.
2. Watch your computer defrag itself. Mmm.. Clusters.
3. Eat. Preferably something with a time intensive wrapper. Oh, like an orange.
4. Chat mindlessly with Jana (of course)
5. Check your cell phone's ringer settings. About 4 dozen times.
6. Meticulously go through Winamp to construct the Best Playlist Ever.
7. Give yourself a manicure.
8. Read Archie comics - Archie's life is always worse than one's own!
9. Finish writing out your Christmas cards.
10. Count the keys on your keyboard. (105)
11. Tie your shoelaces in double knots. Then, try to take them out.
12. Make a paper clip necklace.
13. Stage an Office Chair Roller Derby.
14. Pee.
15. Check your cell phone again.
16. Act out the entire score of Jospeh and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
17. Masturbate furiously.
18. See how many times you can wrap tape around your finger until it turns blue.
19. Make an Office Chair Fort.
20. Dance.
21. Count down the days until Christmas. 6. Damnit.
22. Make a self portrait.
23. Reconsider plastic surgery.
24. Make pornographic dioramas.
25. Write reports for the government. Top secret reports.
26. Well, actually, they're just my quarterly financial reports. Pretty boring.